MoonPie Sun Bad Sunscreen

Here at MoonPie, we’re not too fond of the sun.

So, we made MoonPie Sun Bad Sunscreen because we’re tired of it getting all the credit that the moon deserves.

You think the moon would ever burn your skin or melt your chocolatey snacks? You ever hear of anyone getting a moon burn??? No way, pal.

Lather on a thick layer of this lovely marshmallow-scented lotion, and stick it to the sun.

It’s more than awesome, it’s also all this stuff:

- SPF 50 protection.

- Marshmallow-scented (kinda).

- 3 oz. in quantity.

- Actual, real sunscreen. Promise!